Krazy Keith's Annoying Desktop

The operating system nobody asked for.

My Computer

Computer Name: KRAZY-KEITH-9000

Memory: Not enough

Processor: Hamster-powered

Hard Drive: Full of regret

Internet Speed: Emotionally unstable

Trash

Items in Trash:

Productivity
Common Sense
Old AOL CDs
47 broken shortcuts

Hamster.exe

HAMSTER.EXE has started successfully.

Please do not feed after midnight.

🐹

Definitely Not A Virus

This program is definitely not a virus.

Would a virus say that?

Secret Stuff

Enter password:

Internet

Welcome to the Internet.

Please wait while we load the entire web.

Old Homepage

I'M BACK ONLINE!

This page was last updated on:

December 18, 1998

Hi Doris & Jay!

Starfield background: ON

Guestbook begging: DESPERATE

WebRing damage: SEVERE

Animated eyeballs: WATCHING

Internet Idiots WebRing

Join the Internet Idiots WebRing today!

This site is owned by Krazy Keith.

Awards I Have Won

Krazy Keith has proudly received:

The Golden Hamster of Excellence
Best Viewed While Confused
Official Citizen of Johnny Chicken
Most Useless Use of Bandwidth
Outstanding Achievement in Blinking Text

Free Screensavers Installer

Welcome to Krazy Screensavers Deluxe!

Install beautiful flying breakfast appliances for your desktop.

Ready to install unnecessary animation.

Macaroni Mayhem Installer

Welcome to Macaroni Mayhem Deluxe!

Install dancing pasta people directly onto your desktop.

Ready to unleash noodle-based nonsense.

KRAZYOS 95

A fatal exception 404 has occurred in module HAMSTER.EXE.

The system has become dangerously useless.

Press any key or tap anywhere to pretend everything is fine.

KrazyOS 95

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