★ WELCOME TO KRAZY KEITH'S TOTALLY USELESS WEBPAGE ★ I'M BACK!! ★( Hi Debra!) ★(NOW WITH 37% MORE NONSENSE ★ BOOKMARK THIS PAGE ★
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!!! WARNING !!! For maximum uselessness, this page is best viewed on a desktop computer with speakers on, patience low, and standards lowered. iPhone viewing is technically possible, but spiritually questionable.

Since Re-constructive Surgery Began on December 4, 1997

You are Krazy Person Number 0000000 to visit Krazy Keith's Totally Useless Webpage
Aren't you the lucky one!

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Yes, this is me, Krazy Keith! (O.K., it's an old picture)
Well, it looks like you have stumbled onto the most useless page on the internet. Here you will find nothing of interest, (unless you are Totally Krazy, like me.) If you're totally insane, go elsewhere! 

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CHOOSE YOUR WASTE OF TIME

Point. Click. Regret nothing.

★ KRAZY GAMES ★

Ava's Krazy Match-Up Match things. Make things explode. Blame Ava. Krazy 2248 Numbers were never supposed to behave this way. Krazy Daisy Saves The World Peace, love, good vibes... and avoid the troublemakers. Krazy Invaders NEW! Save the Internet from completely unnecessary nonsense. Krazy Maze Get lost. It's cheaper than traveling. Krazy Pong Because regular Pong was apparently not ridiculous enough. Krazy Slots HOT! Spin the reels. Win absolutely nothing of monetary value. Pheebie's Krazy Volleyball Bump. Set. Spike. Question your life choices.

★ POINTLESS INTERNET NONSENSE ★

Ask the Brian Devil Ask a question. Receive wisdom of questionable value. Dial-Up Simulator Relive the glorious screeching agony of getting online. Dodge the Dancing Baby The 1990s have escaped containment. The Useless Fortune Cookie Predictions with absolutely no warranty whatsoever. The Dancing Hamster Panic Button For emergencies that can only be solved by hamsters. Mouse Trail Madness Your mouse pointer wasn't annoying enough yet.

★ MAKE SOMETHING WEIRD ★

Ping Pong Pam's Story Creator Supply a few words. Pam handles the literary damage. Krazy Keith's Picture Re-DisCombobulator Take a perfectly good picture and make a mess of it.

★ HOLY COW, SOMETHING USEFUL ★

Holy Cow, Something Useful NEW! Actual useful tools. We apologize for the temporary lapse in judgment.
THIS WEBPAGE IS PERMANENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION If it ever looks finished, something has gone terribly wrong.