Krazy Keith's Totally Useless Webpage

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Since Re-constructive Surgery Began on December 4, 1997

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Yes, this is me, Krazy Keith! (O.K., it's an old picture)Well, it looks like you have stumbled onto the most useless page on the internet. Here you will find nothing of interest, (unless you are Totally Krazy, like me.) If you're totally insane, go elsewhere!