★ Dodge the Dancing Baby! ★
Move your mouse or finger. Avoid the baby. The baby has no mercy.
Best viewed with unnecessary confidence.
READY TO DODGE THE DANCING BABY?
Move your mouse or finger around the game area. Don’t let the baby touch you.
YOU HAVE BEEN BABY'D.
You survived 0.0 seconds, which is almost certainly more useful than this webpage.
The internet is proud, but confused.