The Ping Pong Pam Story Creator
Because literature had it coming.
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THEN PICK YOUR OWN!
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Fill in the blanks below and Ping Pong Pam will create a story that is almost, but not entirely, useful.
Pam Panic Meter
Panic level awaiting unnecessary information.
Your Ping Pong Pam Story Will Appear Here
Fill out the form and click the button. Nothing bad will happen. Probably.